I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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