road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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