East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
so let's talk penis.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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