is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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