I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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