am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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