1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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