Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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