I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Randomize
