youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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