we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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