1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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