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yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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