i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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