I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
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