You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Randomize
