Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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