I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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