Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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