Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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