You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
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