in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just threw up on my dentist
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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