This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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