gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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