doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
