i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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