You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
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