She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
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