I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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