quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
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