He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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