hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Randomize
