You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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