So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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