This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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