maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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