Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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