At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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