Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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