i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Can I color on your dick again?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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