I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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