Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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