It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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