she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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