I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
honey bunches of taint.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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