ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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