I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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