i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
why do cheetos always look like penises
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Randomize
