No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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