She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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