I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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