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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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